Health: Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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chanellgymnast 17

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:15

If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?

Paras_800 27

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:23

I would love to be there when you explain what happened to the doctor.

Comments

MELKOZAR 27

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:07

You should probably be more careful of where you sneeze.

chinaski7628 32

Saturday 9 May 2015 13:20

Sometimes they sneak up on you and you don't have a lot of control over it... Especially during allergy season.

DeadHorseman 11

Sunday 10 May 2015 1:40

it's not that hard to turn your head to the side

dinosxxrawr 22

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:07

this might be your superpower:O

dipsheep 11

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:07

you probably should deal with this head on

jentrynicole 20

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:09

I hope you both feel better, OP. And I'm sure down the road you'll both laugh at this happenstance.

LaLince 40

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:10

not the kind of head he was expecting..

Hildy93 21

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:14

That is totally 100 percent your fault and you deserve every bit of it

Cads1 24

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:14

Got to love rough sex!

chanellgymnast 17

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:15

If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?

Dillyduzit 23

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:32

That's what I was thinking! You can usually feel sneezes coming a few seconds beforehand.

sophiehelen 32

Saturday 9 May 2015 16:13

Most the time you do but you do get surprise ones where the feeling goes then out of nowhere you sneeze. Or maybe she had moved but it was that powerful lol

werewolf_babe 16

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:20

People stop with the puns lol Also OP could you not feel the sneeze coming on? I'm not saying either of you deserved it but usually you scrunch up your face when you're about to sneeze ._.