Double down

By coyote - 02/09/2010 07:25 - Japan

Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML
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OnlyAvailableID 28

That's gotta be painful. FYL, OP, quite unfortunate series of events.

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woopsy 0

im srry! but on the bright side ... the surgery went well!!!

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the4starr 3

6- no offence but your profile looks a bit like you're doing a poop.. :S just thought it was funny

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fable_fayebee 0

Sounds like you have a crappy life

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chenoa_fml 0

ughh hives are sooo uncomfortable, I've felt your pain. that's how I learned I am allergic to penicillin when I was elementary school age :D

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iTaylor 0

oh sure, 18, no offense taken

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Slappyzezima 0

18 is probably 10 years old and laughes whenever his friends make poop jokes on the playground. or Dan Nickerson.

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allenrotstein 0

**** this! We don't need this many details...

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rkcraig53 0

Quit already! Nobody wants to know about you BM FAIL!

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2kool4skoolyo 0

I thought that girls don't poop. something smells fishy ...

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DarkHelmet 10

Yeah reading that just made me feel a shit load better about my day which until 2 mins ago I thought was bad. Thanks OP...and yes FYL

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homicidaltendenc_fml 0

Yea I agree...no one wants to hear this. And iTaylor is hot, don't make fun of her haha.

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mini8_fml 0

@18 first of all.. it doesnt look like she is pooping.. and i really hope thats not how you poop! if it is so, then you seriously need some potty training!!

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coolsteve 0

pics of your lady parts or it didn't happen

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skroal 7

No "shit" you didn't poop. Women don't poop.

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Baker_FoCo 0

Hopefully it won't turn out like that anal part in Zack and Miri. *shudder*

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Bag3l 0

I see what u did there 9. YDI for not eating your ******* veggies.

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kelzen 0

lolololololol rofl hehehehorse

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NoFatAssOnaStick 0

I once had the same, but if you can still write a FML you're not even halfway of the pain. oh and eat kiwi's

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OnlyAvailableID 28

That's gotta be painful. FYL, OP, quite unfortunate series of events.

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zavala96 0

OP-that doesn't happen to pretty girl only to fugly girls

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aliyah26 0

what a mess it's goin to be when u regulate

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SeedlessMe 13

Wow. That really is Terrible! I'm so sorry girl-- Sleep it off, it's pretty much all you can do.. :(

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WiseGuy79 14

Lol @ 10 Op try eating at McDonalds it's better than any laxative out there lol

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WiseGuy79 14

Yeah Taco Bell would be better lol You think they have them in Japan?

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ScaryyMary 14

Since it's in Japan... old sushi might be a better option.

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craphappened 4

lots of wasabi. Plus Nato. Which is fermented beans, for those who don't know.

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BigBagel 0

eat mos burger people in japan won't know what u mean by taco bell. Tako? ok! you'll end up not getting taco bell

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cadillacgal79 32

actually 50 I've never gotten gassy from eating Taco Bell, I guess some people handle their food differently.

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bobulant 0

FYL.. Try some Epsom salts dissolved in warm water. Salty..but effective.

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