By Queen_of_Night - 27/10/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML
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bexox 0

If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?

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The_Pleb 0

Look on the brightside, your boyfriend isnt lazy and is also a bitch. This is a rarity in males so count yourself as lucky. Tell him to get into the kitchen and make you a sammich.

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dcbog123 0

dont be stupid pleb, its obviously her fault for being stupid, she should apologized and make HIM a sandwich, rub his feet, and lose some weight.

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americayay 0

So you thought your boyfriend was hugging you, but he wasn't. Do they even HAVE moderators on here anymore?

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imperfectclarity 0

I was going to say something very similar. Seriously...f this person's life.

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liveBabylon 0

I know :( I'm just going to stop reading fml it's just too stupid. And I've put brutal FML's that have messed me up for life. And they were denied . Like waking up to my brother ******* my best friend, On the my bed that I was asleep on. How is that not an FML?

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thyaftermath 0

DUDE I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. I mean wow who the **** cares if he was reaching for the remote?? I mean is this tragic , funny, interesting in the slightest way?? Is it worth publishing on the front page of such a popular website. Bitch I hope ***** you in the ass with that remote

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jaysweet112197 8

thats so gross!:o

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Don't get between a man and his remote! And we won't get between you and your phone.

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Wow. I know a lot of these aren't truely going to **** someones life up. It's not like I come here expecting to read "Today, my wife and son died in a car accident. I was in the backseat and lost both my legs. The police have arrested me for murder. FML." But this isn't nearly close to an FML. This is a FABSMLWAA. For A Brief Second My Life Was Almost Awkward. This wouldn't even get accepted on MLIA. Atleast other FML's that arent going to really **** someones life provide some kind of humour. This is the worst FML i've ever read.

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bexox 0

If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?

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Shuntbob 8

You don't need to cuddle or hug in a relationship. Some people aren't comfortable with the physical affection and they deserve to be respected.

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Veritas143 0

So he didn't say, "I'm breaking up with you" or "I hate you" or maybe, "Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich or get the **** out!"...he just said that he was reaching for the remote.. OP I might just kill you tonight..

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Six_and_the_Moon 3

Pretty meh, but FYL for having a boyfriend who would rather drape himself across you to get something than simply ask you to hand it to him.

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bexox 0

In most relationships, touching isn't considered yucky.

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Six_and_the_Moon 3

It has nothing to do with yuck factors, it has to do with politeness.

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Vball6 19

It has nothing to do with 'yuck' or 'politeness.' it's simply that he was reaching for the damn remote.

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JassyJas 2

how come this gets through the moderaters but not my fmls?? and ive submitted funny ones!!!

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seanreddog 4

Funny, huh? You sound like a whiny bitch. I'd like to hear one of these "funny" ones.

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