Love: Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no...

By Queen_of_Night - 27/10/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to hug my husband and give him a kiss. He flinched away and asked what I was doing, because I apparently never hug him, so he thought I might be about to prank him or something. Now I feel bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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bexox 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:51

If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?

Savvysass 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:36

Dear Op: I hate you

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smackieonassis 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:41

Three words: suck it up. This should not even be on this website, seriously.

HeatherFTW 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:07

So next time he is trying to get some nookie just tell him, "That's great, but I was just gonna use my vibrator".

Batman1887 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:24

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

gothic_cat_lady 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:37

haha I like how you think.

hetizmij 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:08

Just a misunderstanding.

trusszeb 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:34

Umm... So? How is this an FML. YDI for posting this crap.

FeaturingMike 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:42

Another weak ass FML. Like what the hell, these FML's suck so much lately.

reefermadness 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:52

bwahahahaha!!! your boyfriend sounds like a champ.

NyteProwleR 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 4:02

Well YDI, for dating a jerk like that

ziqi92 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 4:09

wow, i hug girls all the time and they're only my friends. u might wanna find a guy whos more willing to cuddle.

toink 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 5:14

I was talking to the chocolate behind you. Come dear, and melt inside of me! mmm...

Superawesomestev 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 5:26

ydi for reading into it. dumb ass.

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Same thing different taste

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