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By Birthday1313 - 15/07/2019 12:10

Today, my mother learned a new expression and uses it in every sentence. Her special, new expression is "boom diggity." It's apparently "hip." FML

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Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:35 - Canada - Concord

Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML

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Trinity Fenwick 7

Monday 15 July 2019 13:35

was she watching Bring it on or Clueless? kinda old and she got it wrong anyway lol.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 July 2019 12:59

Yeah, “hip” as in “hip replacement.” I’m old and that sounds like something my grandpa would’ve used. Try to steer her to the more modern “cat’s pajamas.”

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 July 2019 12:59

Yeah, “hip” as in “hip replacement.” I’m old and that sounds like something my grandpa would’ve used. Try to steer her to the more modern “cat’s pajamas.”