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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Rednbumpy - 18/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 699

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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You deserved it 6 404

By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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You deserved it 4 316

By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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You deserved it 6 120

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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You deserved it 20 454

By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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You deserved it 10 182

By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 163

You deserved it 2 416

Cupcaken 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:12

I think that sounds AWESOME!

Kathy24 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:12

haha that's so funny! That sounds like something my fiancée would do!! lol

Comments

null_fml 11

Monday 8 February 2010 13:30

Just tell him that you can ride his face with no handlebars. No handlebars. No handlebars.

Kittyy_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:38

flobots ftw!

Quest_ 13

Monday 8 February 2010 13:37

In fact this should be on MLIG.

babybubz 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:41

it's definitely a douchebag move ...especially considering you're THIRD. hahahahahahahahaha..

Diannaa 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:43

Lol :) people are right this isn't really a FYL or a YDI.. I find those mustaches a little funny though

spazz1824 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:01

I totally agree. it hair how is ur life ****** OP? Stop whining and tell him u don't like it and get over it.

avarik 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:44

dude that's awesome

babybubz 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:46

I  facial hair ..not like a full out Osama beard.. but facial hair is sexeh and manly  be thankful he can grow some.

Thoureau 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:52

How is this an FML?

youthink_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:00

He can do whatever he wants with his own facial hair. Some of you women think you have to control everything. Like you've never gotten a hairdo that he hates and makes you look like a douche bag. #39 is right. This is not an FML.

maxgray 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:15

This. I bet if her boyfriend ever dared to complain about her shaving choices, she'd come up with some feminist nonsense about how he should respect what she chooses to do.

perdix 29

Monday 8 February 2010 14:26

Did he wax it with the stuff you rip out your pubes with?

ocramavaf 15

Monday 8 February 2010 14:39

dont get it

Cupcaken 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:41

perdix is just being perdix... and so what if he did? what I don't get is the problem with that xD

perdix 29

Monday 8 February 2010 14:56

The potential for infection, for one. If he's plunging his dirty fingers in her wax to shape his 'stache, then she's putting it as close as possible to the Golden Palace to weed the garden, some bad bacteria may invade Miss Puss-Puss.