Love: Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Rednbumpy - 18/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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Cupcaken 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:12

I think that sounds AWESOME!

Kathy24 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:12

haha that's so funny! That sounds like something my fiancée would do!! lol

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JigglesMcThighs 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:17

...at least you have something to hold on to now...

myrrh 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:30

That's friggin' aaaaaaaawesome! My husband has a fairly epic mustache that he waxes & curls sometimes. Ha.

blondie007 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:37

loser!! wow haha

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 8 February 2010 22:15

how is this a fml? im trying to get my boyfriend to shave his beard into a handlebar mustache. damn.

EscherEnigma 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:26

... I fail to see the problem. This isn't "you deserve it" or "I agree, your life sucks". This just *is*. If you don't like the mustache, tell him so. Whining about it to strangers just makes you sound like someone that whines to strangers.

gigi37 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:27

No, this is a YDI because OP doesn't seem to be able understand what awesome is, even when she is literally staring at it

justmeagirl 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:30

If you haven't told him what you prefer, you can't really complain. Or if he knows you don't like it and did it anyway, well, it's his face, but you don't have to date him! DTMF-Hipster-A!

lky830 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:31

beards are nice if they're so long that they are no longer stubbly. then again, I like the Viking look a moustache by itself is creepy. especially if the man in question has jeff dahmer glasses

VoodooGypsy 2

Monday 8 February 2010 22:45

This sounds like one of my gym teachers. He always has a funny mustache or beard.

nates0210 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:57

sounds like a douchebag... beards>handlebar mustaches.

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 8 February 2010 23:42

All facial hair is sexy, I don't know WHAT you're complaining about... I take that back, peach fuzz on teen boys, beards that look like pubes, and those little mustaches Mexicans grow in three days all suck. So basically, all *well-groomed* facial hair is sexy :D