Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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Lisa89 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:06

so?

GB3500 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:07

he was just tired

Comments

hotstuff569 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 3:56

I wouldn't yawn!!!!!

kaylaz_kewl69 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 3:58

yawning is a shortness of breath it doesn't mean your tired. & dudes right ya look 14.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:40

I wonder how many people yawned while reading this one...

veggiemeatball 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:11

i learned in science last year that yawning just means the body is lacking oxygen at the moment. but there are other mental causes.

darthb0bby 2

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:17

I yawned while reading this.

beakman10 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:21

give better head

Ricky83 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:31

deff gotta step ur game up

SicilianPrince 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:58

damnnn girl, go to spankwire, flip open a notebook n start takin notes

greenhair741 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:03

first

kxdottt 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 7:09

wow 21 is ughhhh Lee.

jacetopia96 1

Thursday 9 September 2010 8:34

Maybe cause you suck that much. Ha get it? Suck?... -_- lame pun.

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