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By iDisable - 19/06/2011 00:27 - Australia

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 07:32 - United States

Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML

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By fmlforreal - 15/10/2010 08:33 - Singapore

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

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By rhplb - 17/05/2016 13:10 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

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Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 17:06 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

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By Jason - 12/08/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:01

you should disable your brother by punching him in the nuts.

dain_bramage 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:00

connect it to itunes.

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tamoodielovesmar 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:10

why dont u just do something fun.....exercise....go on fml.....listen to music.....

summerloolooloo 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:15

Well my brother was more creative. He changed my wallpaper to a naked Asian guy, then proceeded to disable my iPod for 45 minutes.

wakeNmakePIZZA 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:27

lol that happens to me so much

birdfreak 24

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:32

my brother's iPod was locked for 23 million minutes : ) we plugged it into iTunes and it like automatically unlocked LIKE MAGIC!!!!! 0_0

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:32

omg...no technology...twitch twitch....stop the damn texting and pick up a book once in a while!

spearodude 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:56

mine was disabled for 48 hours. :/

tjsomethin 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:56

My brother somehow disabled mine for about 5 million minutes

Erissa 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:56

God forbid you can't use your iPod Touch for 2 hours, what will you do?! Go outside?! Read a book?! Converse with someone face to face?! Nooooooo!

Lynne2 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:04

this is fake because if u make a mistake on typing your passcode after it's locked for 45 mins then it will be locked for 1 hour... :P

CateXOX 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:12

And what would you consider a "proper mp3 player" if not an iPod Touch?

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