By an idiot - 16/02/2013 18:03 - Australia

Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML
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laden_swallow09 34

I wouldn't even bother with his bail. I'd go for a visit, but I wouldn't bail my own brother out of jail for something especially like that.

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untouchable763 10

Wedding Crashing has become more extreme these days eh.

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frankenfinger 12

Sorry that your brother does that, I say the next time he ends up in jail like that leave him and pray a brain cell works

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CandiBoo 9

Wow who the heck thinks of these kinds of things?! Lol. I thought Zoosk was a creepy way to get a date.. Obviously not

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pwnman 33

OP, you shouldn't just be the forgiving kind. Staying in jail for someone is necessary, to be punished to learn the lesson. FML YDI and FYL!

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fristinkristin 16

You're his family so it's acceptable to do anything for them. He's the pathetic one trying to hook up with mourners, like come on dude.

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