By emilyhendrix0414 - 28/09/2012 10:53 - United States

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

The owner must be a little husky too since dogs follow their owners

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kamikrazy 6

Fun fact: lipstick is made of animal fat that cannot be used for food.

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TheGianaJinx 0

These dog jokes are getting to be too much.

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christyxbee 15

I have two Siberians. I sympathize with your experience. They always seem intrigued with things in your hand - regardless if it's food or not! They ate my television remote once. *facepalm*.

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jackdaniels23 1

I could see my dog doing that lol

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bones_17 5

Yah one time I bought subway and put my sub on the dash, got out of truck talked to some one for 2 minutes. Come back to see my dog eating half my footlong. Dogs are ruthless they see anything it's fair game!

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loserboii 11

"hey i wonder what's that in his mouth... and it's gone!"

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ozone9914 2

you think thats bad you should have a cat to see how IRRITATING they are

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bRower 3

85- I have to disagree. When my cats try to take my food, I find it endearing. Odd.

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JuliannVo 11

That's mostly true when they are hungry. :)

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perdix 29

No pizza for you, then!

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KrazieKleo 13

Yes he was referring to the FML with the Great Dane who ran at the dog sitter when he got his pizza delivered lol.

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starbursty 0

I have a over weight husky too. His name is Juno. Sorry OP that sucks.

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Kallian_fml 21

People who admit their dogs are fat should really DO something about it. Animals shouldn't be overweight, it's cruel.

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skylarbee 8

Maybe you and op should get off fml and walk your dogs. I have two proper weighted Siberian huskies.

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evilplatypus 38

I'd talk to the vet about putting him on a diet. They make special foods for overweight dogs. You could also have his thyroid checked, but I doubt that's the problem.

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littlesister67 0

It's prescription food by purina called OM (overweight management). One of my dogs has to stay on it. Works very well.

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BossPathfinderGM 14

Overweight Management food: Tastes bad, son dog doesn't want it!

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Ajwc101 24

Don't get Iams they test their products on cats/dogs they are cruel to them. Plus younger dogs that eat Iams have a higher risk of skin cancer. This has all been proven. Google it.

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Grimmerie 31

Oh no, they give dog food to dogs! THE HORROR

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Ajwc101 24

Not like that. They lock them up in cages were they stay 24-7 never get out they live in their own waste.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Be glad that's the only stick it went after ;)

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LilLube 2

Considering OP was using lipstick I doubt SHE has this other stick you are referring to.

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kamikrazy 6

Also, OPs name is Emily. Unless I'm from another planet Emily is a females name.

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KiiwiiRox 6

My dog grabbed my girlfriends ***** once. I know she's a female -_-

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chellyX92 8

That's disgusting that she had a ***** out where the dog could get it.

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EpicBlondie89 19

69- Way to (ass)ume, dogs can get into a lot. They're pretty smart. She may have put it where she thought a dog couldn't get at it.

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chellyX92 8

Things like that should go into extra precaution that kids and animals do not get into. Usually a locked drawer or on the shelf of a closet. It's still pretty disgusting that it happened.

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whatadaydanny 12

Better than your overweight lipstick attacking a poor Husky.

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Greendaygirl52_fml 3

dogs learn their behaviors from their owners...

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RougeRamirez 8

Are you saying OP attacks people that have lipstick?

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xk75 4

There are no bad dogs, only bad owners! So maybe the op does indiscriminately Hoover food and non food alike...

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Kaatosade 9

Is it small? Does it have a cosmetic smell to it? Yes? In a dog's mind: Smelly and small enough for mouth = food!

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