By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 01:27 - United States - Orlando

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML
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Yazoo77 16

Does he know she stabbed you? If yes and he says that, I think he needs to see a doctor.

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Cassandra2015 21

Nothing's pure about someone who does that . Sounds to me like she needs a little help !

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ApollosMyth 22

I'm confused as to what situation would bring about your brother telling you about your own ex.

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MrConcise 34

I guess it runs in the family. Or will soon, I should say. Blood, that is.

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LazyLion 12

The crazy ones always know how to hide it

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Randomish6 16

Since he likes her so much, I hope they will be happy together! In an asylum that is, as she sounds dangerous and he sounds delusional or worse.

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worldclassrager 39

That will probably change as time goes on...he'll learn the hard way

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rileypoli23 6

wow please get help from someone, like authorities or a doctor. she is dangerous

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arrowgold 19

Well she had them fooled. I would run.

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jezka374 15

Sometimes there are no reasons for what people do other than the fact that they're ******* crazy. Don't defend someone until you know the real story. People are too quick to choose sides without knowing the TRUTH. Sorry, you were stabbed OP regardless of the reasons.

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MandieL 27

Where is she defending him? She is telling him that she is sorry he got stabbed. That's not defending him.

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MandieL 27

This is not a response to 23, I don't know where the comment yelling at 23 for "defending" OP went.

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meanleank 15

Wtf does OP mean

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Hyenayena 27

"Original poster " So by saying OP you're talking to the person who submitted this fml

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Geckosrock99 33

So you're on a device that can access the internet, but you can't use Google?

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False_Stupidity 41

Don't be silly 27, it clearly stands for Optimus Prime.

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laurenahov 6

original poster...the person who made the fml

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