Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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You deserved it 591

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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You deserved it 3 718

By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 046

By so much pain... - 09/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML

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You deserved it 4 796

Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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You deserved it 2 688

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 64 685

The nerve!

By Fuck you, Rachel - 19/10/2022 10:00

Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML

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You deserved it 93

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 22:52 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML

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You deserved it 3 930

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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You deserved it 4 683

By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 976

By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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You deserved it 11 672

Jaymail 18

Monday 8 June 2020 19:21

You didn’t realize already that your Sister was a liar from the past? I’m sorry this happened. But you deserved it.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 8 June 2020 18:09

Wow! A female misogynist. Really?!?!

Comments

Amanda Howard 9

Monday 8 June 2020 17:18

exactly why you shouldn't always believe what women say

RichardPencil 30

Monday 8 June 2020 18:09

Wow! A female misogynist. Really?!?!

alex_jaguara 32

Monday 8 June 2020 20:21

Did you read her name? "A man, duh"

RichardPencil 30

Monday 8 June 2020 18:12

Looks like the ex-boyfriend got in some abuse of a member of your family after all. Way to go, Batman!

Jaymail 18

Monday 8 June 2020 19:21

You didn’t realize already that your Sister was a liar from the past? I’m sorry this happened. But you deserved it.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 8 June 2020 20:44

block the bitch

LadyRen 20

Monday 8 June 2020 21:55

So instead of calling the police you did the 1950’s thing and went to beat him up?

tounces7 27

Tuesday 9 June 2020 2:23

Why would kick your ass? I mean if it was an obvious lie she told you, you'd think you'd both be pissed at her afterwards.

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 9 June 2020 5:29

Even if it wasn't a lie, it's an extremely dumb thing to do.

Thandilocks 14

Tuesday 9 June 2020 9:35

I’d assume the (fake) abuse would have happened while they were dating. Seeing as he’s now an ex, why get involved anyway? Even if it were true, I’d have left it once she left him!