By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
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DocBastard 38

Please just install it correctly so it doesn't go off for no reason at 3AM like EVERY OTHER ******* CAR ALARM EVER.

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jrod9327 17

More importantly, they did not steal it. I feel for you though, someone stole the cover to my turn signal. Blew my mind when they left the light and didnt scratch the paint.

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emirie 21

What a random thing to steal. You'd think they'd go for more things while they were at it.

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jrod9327 17

I thought so to but after thinking about it, i think someone was rebuilding a car in the nearby car shop and someone was collecting "spare" parts. The good news was the bracket and light that they didn't take was by far more expensive.

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MrSassypants 32

Also, I took an ounce of gasoline if you didn't notice.... I mean they took an ounce of gasoline... I mean no one took anything ever!

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DocBastard 38

Ok, we get it. Yes, it's ironic. We can stop the "Oh, the irony" comments now. Cue 153 more ironic "Oh, the irony" responses in 3...2...

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emirie 21

Oh the irony. Sorry, I had to jump on the bandwagon.

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MrSassypants 32

But... but I had a good one that misspelled ironic and said "lol".

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gc327072 30

FML should have a "phrase filter" which automatically bans you if you use certain phrases such as "that sucks" "sorry OP" "that's a shitty situation" et al. I reckon we have a cooperative summit meeting between mods and regular commenters to discuss this.

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sniken 14

#31 it should give a warning, or ten, before being able to post such a comment."are you absolutely sure you want to post this comment?" yes. "are you in your right state of mind?" yes! "you better start digging, digging for your burial" ...

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hockeygoalie13 15

Irony is a bitch.

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crystalxuk 25

Looks like you were one night too late.

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jrock9093 18

That is the universe flipping you off! Sucks, I hope you had insurance! Good luck

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Llama_Face89 33

May want to have it installed man. The person who owned my car before me installed a Viper system himself. Managed to screw up so much. Had to replace my battery, alternator and throttle control unit before I realized the issue and bypassed the security system..

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