Animals: Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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Today, I had my first golden shower. Too bad it was from my cat. FML

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Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:51

And vat did you do zen?

catnip216 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:04

FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.

Comments

Steffi 26

Tuesday 11 September 2012 20:46

Maybe the cat was having problems going, and the zen helped?

HitchHiker42 18

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:33

Well, I guess your zen garden is very piss-ful now. Get it? Peaceful? Piss-full? Eh? Eh? I'm sorry, I had to.

MiaPine 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:15

First world problems

Tyreal1661a 11

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:34

Is that worse or better than pissing in someone's Cheerios

Nobinx 15

Wednesday 20 April 2016 1:50

well ehat did you expect

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