Animals: Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML

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Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2019 03:00

Today, I had my first golden shower. Too bad it was from my cat. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:51

And vat did you do zen?

catnip216 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:04

FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.

Comments

Steffi 26

Tuesday 11 September 2012 20:46

Maybe the cat was having problems going, and the zen helped?

HitchHiker42 18

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:33

Well, I guess your zen garden is very piss-ful now. Get it? Peaceful? Piss-full? Eh? Eh? I'm sorry, I had to.

MiaPine 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:15

First world problems

Tyreal1661a 11

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:34

Is that worse or better than pissing in someone's Cheerios

Nobinx 15

Wednesday 20 April 2016 1:50

well ehat did you expect

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