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By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML

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Today, I had my first golden shower. Too bad it was from my cat. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:51

And vat did you do zen?

catnip216 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:04

FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.

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gunman15 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 8:34

bad combo

redcliffe 2

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:44

Congratulations! You have now been enlightened!

Zebidee 8

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:08

Exactly my thoughts. "Who pissed in your Zen garden?" officially replaces the one about cornflakes from now on.

underpaid011 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:27

when cats see a patch of rocks, they think "litter box".

RKD 23

Thursday 27 January 2011 18:29

HAHAHAHAHAH op, don' take yourself so seriously, that is what cats do!

ajinfamous 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:11

Yen and yang

cul8r 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:22

Cats are zen grandmasters from birth. Which means if it pisses in your zen garden and you get worked up about it, there's still something wrong with your zen. You failed the test. The cat's name is not Mr. Miyagi by any chance?

missjuniper 0

Friday 28 January 2011 1:36

PEOPLE! it may have been another persons cat and it might not have been their fault so shutup about the ydi

Zebidee 8

Friday 28 January 2011 1:40

I'm pretty sure the expression "my cat" clears up the whole "may have been another person's cat" argument.

TimmyLuvzEmy 0

Friday 28 January 2011 5:17

FYL for just having a zen garden

Steve95401 49

Friday 28 January 2011 6:10

Cats peeing in your zen garden is bad karma. I hope the cat didn't rearrange the gravel and mess up the Feng Shui. ;-)

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