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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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By My cat is a klutz - 08/05/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat tried to look outside the window in my room by climbing on top of the air conditioner. It's already rather flimsy, as she had broken the accordions with her clumsiness last year. But this time, she somehow managed to make the AC fall out of the window, and she followed along with it. FML

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Thursday 31 July 2014 23:33

Sounds like a catastrophe.

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Thursday 31 July 2014 23:33

I guess that's window pane.

Comments

Mystery_Unsolved 16

Thursday 31 July 2014 23:42

I bet your face looks great now

CurlyQute 17

Thursday 31 July 2014 23:58

Ouch. I know the feeling

emeraldisle 30

Friday 1 August 2014 5:32

You've had a cat land on your face too?

littlekellilee 45

Friday 1 August 2014 17:16

My cat was at the window once and a bird flew at her, so she jumped down and landed on my face. I had a pretty good cut under my eye for a while.

aliceanon 13

Friday 1 August 2014 1:43

I hope you're okay :(

KuKluxCatz 8

Friday 1 August 2014 1:52

I've had this happen...

noparlpf 13

Friday 1 August 2014 3:01

Weird, the same thing happened to me last night. Fun times.

Vanshikap 24

Friday 1 August 2014 3:12

At least u didn't need an alarm clock?

ethan_unoxx 29

Friday 1 August 2014 3:25

ouch

kendallfireHD 16

Friday 1 August 2014 4:40

That had happened to me before. Not fun.

NatsuD_fml 13

Friday 1 August 2014 5:04

69 will now traumatize you.

daydreamer244 13

Friday 1 August 2014 5:23

And that's why I'm not a cat person.

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