Animals: Today, my cats found a new game to play. They each sit on either... - FML

By duncan74 - 10/12/2014 03:23 - France - Balma

Today, my cats found a new game to play. They each sit on either side of the cat flap, and take turns hitting it. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. At 3 am. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. FML

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Llamassss 21

Wednesday 10 December 2014 14:30

Cats usually make noise like that when they want something.

silvercamaro 22

Wednesday 10 December 2014 14:30

Put a board in front of the flap at night

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BeachGirl27 23

Thursday 11 December 2014 11:20

I can relate! Cats are like human babies or toddlers except that they never grow up!

NodakN8V 25

Thursday 11 December 2014 15:08

Cats can be assholes

bingalingading 12

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:22

dude I know that feel. my cats are the same way...put the cat flap up for the night and let them play with something less noisy, like a ball of yarn or something.

badblaby 8

Friday 12 December 2014 3:13

Kill them

Witchylady 17

Friday 12 December 2014 4:41

I love cats. They are so cute and purrfect. Especially at 3 am.

mct_1087 27

Saturday 13 December 2014 16:29

Why is the illustration still in French?

Mira Lux 26

Saturday 13 December 2014 16:34

Possibly because the FML was originally from France and so who ever did it, decided to make it in french.

96_sucks 7

Monday 15 December 2014 16:30

You allow it to happen....

reaxion 25

Tuesday 16 December 2014 11:40

Duct tape. They can knock when they want in or out in future.

aimzskee 30

Thursday 18 December 2014 0:08

Naw

1dvos_grl3 21

Friday 19 December 2014 3:11

haha cute comic

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