Your first error was getting a cat. Your second error was repeating that same mistake and getting another cat.

So that's why cat ladies go crazy

That's adorable..... But not at 3am

Duct tape. On the cats or the door: I'm not picky.

Put a statue of MC Hammer in front of the cat flap. Then they won't be able to touch it.

I NEED to see a video of this

Naw

Don't dog/cat doors come with a hard door that goes over the flap?..

good god wtf is a cat flap? lol

Maybe don't sleep near the cat flap