By war_monkey - 10/04/2014 12:20 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.

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SinfulEnd 20

Two words = "I Quit"

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flarn2006 2

When he came to a set of two open doors, Jeff took the door on his left.

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jazzmin1997 16

FYL, but I laughed my ass off on this one. Great way to piss someone off. Gotta remember this one :)

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WildJubeJube 16

Jeff will soon be slapped if he keeps this up.

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zeekitty 5

"Jeff is about to get hit over the head with a work chair!"

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prometheus115 6

Hes been playing too much stanley parable

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TheNamezZero 5

"Jeff some how got hit by a bus on his way home from work"

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Randomness90 27

the comments on this post are hilarious

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Bree_and_Peaches 10

It had to be Jeff from the bus of that other FML I have seen. One guy was getting annoyed at Jeff, so Jeff went, "Jeff sighs and looks out the window sadly, thinking about the mean mans words" or something like that. It was funny

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