By war_monkey - 10/04/2014 12:20 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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war_monkey 6

It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.

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poncho55 40

Hahaha, that's frickin hilarious! Your co-worker is awesome. xD

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yesnid 2

Tell the boss, DUH. It's simple. If he does it as much as you say he'll get caught in the act even if they don't believe you at first.

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FlyingPie 17

Based on this example, I'd suggest taking his stapler - even move his desk to the basement - but I'd be concerned that he would burn the place down. (For those who don't get this one, it's an Office Space reference)

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KillPrince 6

Jeff is about to get his mouth stapled shut

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dorku 1

Jeff suddenly punched t Tammy in the tit then bitch slapped her

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lifesentence 11

"Jeff, is pulling his stapler from his a$$"

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zevo1415 10

Just say "next person who talks in third person is gay" that should clear things up

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