By war_monkey - 10/04/2014 12:20 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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war_monkey 6

It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.

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miuracross 4

Jeff was just ****** in the ass with a cactus. Jeff also had his shins blown out. Jeff works with a lively and ****** person

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xathenax 6

I did this forever but it was just to get back at people for being complete assholes to me at school because they thought I was weird. So I started doing actual weird annoying shit. Lol

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WeskersSexslave 15

"Jeff is on the floor crying in utter pain."

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Maybe something your boss says will make him stop if your requests are going unheard.

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ashley9782001 9

that must be annoying, but I have to admit its funny at the same time

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mikebanker 2

I like the description of Jeff as a chimp

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Cagara_fml 10

I am Jeff's annoyed coworker

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