Love: Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have...

By Fennec - 11/08/2014 19:05 - France - Paris

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML

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By nick - 01/03/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I realized my iPhone is a reflection of my love and dating life. Every charger I have will charge my friends’ iPhones, pretty much everyone else’s… except mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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Forever in our hearts

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

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sexyboi1985 27

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:13

Get an older model Nokia... No background, no worries !

Welshite 39

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:17

Mine is black. Like my soul.

Comments

njgohard 16

Tuesday 12 August 2014 3:31

Mine's of Genevieve Morton, that doesn't make her my gf though.

troyhep31 5

Tuesday 12 August 2014 3:32

You could lie about it

lazyslumber 18

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:07

Weather you love someone else or not, it's important you love yourself. There are so many interesting things in this world than being in a relation OP

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:11

I'm sorry.. My absolute worst pet peeve is when people say "mine's"... "Mine" is the proper usage. "Mine is a lifeless desert"

doodlecloud 26

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:31

You know 'mine's' is an abbreviation of 'mine is', right? It may not seem 'proper' to you but I don't think one could really argue it was grammatically incorrect or anything.

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Tuesday 12 August 2014 5:58

There is not contraction for: mine is.

stargirl_95 24

Tuesday 12 August 2014 9:20

In formal English there isn't but in conversational English there is. Mine's a perfectly acceptable contraction of mine is.

doodlecloud 26

Tuesday 12 August 2014 14:37

Whoops, I did mean contraction rather than abbreviation, sorry. But even then, you understood what I meant which is what counts. I like to grammar nazi too but I hardly think these are the worst grammar crimes on the internet lol

NH_Freelancer 19

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:29

I took it to mean that you are "hot". And anyone who has done any research on deserts knows that they are teeming with life! Both pluses in my book!

Black_Ink 20

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:30

There's nothing wrong with dessert...

captainclutch96 3

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:30

Only one way you can change that, put yourself out there! Try to make a connection with people outside of just the phone. You'll have a better chance of being able to change your phone from a "lifeless desert" to a picture of your hubby if you do that.