Love: Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have...

By Fennec - 11/08/2014 19:05 - France - Paris

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML

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By nick - 01/03/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I realized my iPhone is a reflection of my love and dating life. Every charger I have will charge my friends’ iPhones, pretty much everyone else’s… except mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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Forever in our hearts

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

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sexyboi1985 27

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:13

Get an older model Nokia... No background, no worries !

Welshite 39

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:17

Mine is black. Like my soul.

Comments

krad204 21

Tuesday 12 August 2014 19:26

Mine is a cold and barren mountain and the sky.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:25

Better than a photo of yourself.

Murkyy 15

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:38

The humor on this post is so dry.

zeffra13 31

Wednesday 13 August 2014 3:27

I've been dating someone for almost a year and I've never considered putting a pic of him as my background. It's always been a photo of a baby toad I caught once. And deserts are full of life! They're just small and well camouflaged, and mostly nocturnal.

lilushi 8

Thursday 14 August 2014 3:51

Ive had a boyfriend for 2 years but my phone background is still of my cat

f_mine_fer_sure 6

Thursday 14 August 2014 6:18

Mine is of one of my cats when she was a kitten, which is a pretty good indication of where the best part of most of my days comes in. :) If you want a partner I am sure you can find one. Your dry sense of humor will be enough to attract more than a few folks!