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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By pantsareathing - 13/06/2015 17:10 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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Drunk level: 2000

By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Selina - 22/06/2013 22:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML

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deviable 9

Monday 16 April 2012 11:56

Nude taxi service!

Pentium_4 27

Monday 16 April 2012 12:07

hopefully he wasn't picking you up from school

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linkinpark98 23

Monday 16 April 2012 18:18

*gags*

vbmg152 18

Monday 16 April 2012 18:26

What??

slyace 9

Monday 16 April 2012 19:12

Does OP know how to drive stick?

titzenpitzer 9

Monday 16 April 2012 19:26

Becca?! Hank is sorry...

bubo_fml 10

Monday 16 April 2012 20:34

Don't be 'hard on' the guy, he just wanted to 'hang out!'

Trisha_aus 15

Monday 16 April 2012 22:01

Are you that hot piece of ass who took your dad out for a beer?!

DiceLover 7

Monday 16 April 2012 22:29

Fyl indeed.

migit21 4

Monday 16 April 2012 22:33

Awkward..

pexy_fml 16

Monday 16 April 2012 22:46

Dad's car, Dad's rules

xXSecondGuessXx 0

Monday 16 April 2012 22:47

Oh my god.. That's a new one.

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Same thing different taste

Drunk level: 2000

Helicopter parents

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