Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding...

By Z - 09/04/2011 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML

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By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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They tried to make me go to rehab…

By anon - 30/06/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML

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Anger management

By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:44

Better than father and daughter bondage time, I suppose.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:43

Sounds like a good time. At least he didn't call you hot.

Comments

georggx 3

Sunday 10 April 2011 3:55

whip ya drink out!

SirEBC 7

Sunday 10 April 2011 3:59

Sippin drank.

chezurecat 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:50

sounds like a night with my dad but I definitely drink right along with him or I would loose my mind

Black_Rose2000 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:51

exactly like my daddd

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:55

So what, Boners? You could just get your possum to lick it off. I already let him lick peanut butter off my-- I mean...I..I gave him some candy...

sgtrobswifey 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:55

^ lmao

KickItHigh 32

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:59

How does she deserve it? Asses.

franceypants 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:01

wtf is piss drink??

4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:04

At least you have a dad. Just joshing, but some people really don't have fathers so quit your bitching bitch.

Dark_Charizard 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 6:54

Uh, yeah. Well. Some people don't have dads, yes, but the whole "quit your bitching, bitch" is quite stupid. This site is FML. It's where people bitch about their sucky lives. Gah.