By screwed - 08/02/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
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melonrind 8

Sounds like a girl who makes good choices....Pretty sure you are getting a fun chat with Dad later O.o

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dmblonde 13

First impressions always last.

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angrynegro7 16

Now THAT'S you make a first impression...a bad one, that is.

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hateevryone 14

you have an alcoholic girlfriend. is that your type?

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MegaElectric 1

If I were you I would dump her. She sounds like a bitch

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JRokka850 6

Damn lol that sucks right there

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kyleu 0

At least she wasn't having a bukkake party and needed to have her stomach pumped from it. That's 1000x worse

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