By partygirlxxx - 24/05/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML
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ronton 4

there are no Harry potter edible cockroaches. that's chocolate frogs

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drifter5031 0

if I were him I'd kick some ass.

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Gibby_fml 0

the cockroach is edible --- did you die from eating it? anything that does not harm you by eating it is considered 'edible.' and therefor not an FML, just a little healthy protein, though it may not have tasted very good.

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ronton 4

there are no Harry potter edible cockroaches. that's chocolate frogs

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Fmyspam 0

Evidently, you don't.

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tiarnatargaryen 23

117 - like three years later, but anyway, there's cockroach clusters for anyone interested

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wsdarrah 14

They're called Cockroach Clusters. I've had them, they're good. :)

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Hazimius 0

So he gave you dead cockroaches, which I'm assuming were unwrapped, and you weren't suspicious?

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24788 6

It's not so bad to eat a cockroach. People eat bugs/spiders around the world.

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Headcase 0

I do believe the correct term is 'cockroach cluster'. I've eaten roast cockroach cakes before, and they weren't so bad. Raw? Projectile vomiting sounds like a good option.

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8trickster8 0

What did it taste like? I'd imagine it'd be awful, because they smell terrible when you crush them.

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emer_helena 0

ew. I'm sure cockroaches are pretty nutritious though. He was just being sweet, caring about your health. aw.

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for wanting to eat anything with Harry Potter on.

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Madalena_fml 0

How can you not tell that the cockroach was real ? even if it was alive or dead ? this FML goes both ways . FYL cause you ate a cockroach & cause your brother is apparently an ass , & YDI for not knowing what a real cockroach looks like .

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