Miscellaneous: Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football...

By bibobobonnor - 28/09/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML

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By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By tahneee - 31/05/2019 20:00

Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML

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By blenderbookf - 25/11/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 151

By lp525252 - 20/03/2013 10:59 - Australia - Miranda

Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:56

your dad is weird.

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:59

Just sell it on eBay.

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substitutes 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 13:24

At least he cares

lovesteph3523 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 13:54

you should be thankful that he at least gave you a gift. There are lots of poor kids who don't get anything!

0opsie 6

Tuesday 28 September 2010 13:54

He was trying to do something nice for you, why would you say you saw him sign it? Just appreciate the gesture. :)

xoCOURTNIEox 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 14:27

haha wow :)

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 14:30

He was a man trying to make his son happy.

Haterman123 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 14:34

everyone reply to 1 so ppl look at ur comments 0.o

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 28 September 2010 14:34

Jerk, couldn't you just lie and say thanks for the football? How is this a bad thing, at least you got a football.

lickmyjock 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 14:39

atleast you have a dad...

mmmonique 6

Tuesday 28 September 2010 15:48

agreed!!!

confusdsincbirth 5

Tuesday 28 September 2010 14:47

he was just trying to make you happy. ydi.

FMyLifeCereal 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 15:02

YDI for wanting a CFL player's autograph.

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