By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 12:23 - United States

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Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML
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whiffleball 0

how do you know he got a hard on? are you checking out your dad's junk?

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KurouTenshi 0

your dad needs to get laid more LOL

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infiniti_G 0

YDI for having friends with nice ****. Stop bitching on FML and go run that fat ass off.

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perdix 29

Kurou, Looks like Dad is working on that problem right before his daughter's eyes. I wonder if she'll be able to call her best friend "Mommy."

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Ajjas013 6

If by "mommy" you mean "that cunty bitch I thought was my best friend before she got laid with my dad and took the place of my real mommy" then sure she will!

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KurouTenshi 0

hahaha #64 (Perdix) "its so sad your mom couldnt make it to your graduation..." "This is my mom...also in my graduating class..." Roflcopter :D

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perdix 29

ISLIM_SHADYI: Yeah, the poor bastard has to look at some gorgeous ordinary-sized ****. How's that fair?

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mattf013 0

maybe you should just have uglier friends with either flat or saggy boobs

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perdix 29

Or fatter friends and you wouldn't have to **** around with diets!

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canesul 0

your dad is realy creepy

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avierip 0

why is no one asking her why she was looking at her dad? :0 uh ew??

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eminemop 0

You're profile picture makes you're comment funny :P

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KurouTenshi 0

yeah that too xD ahahaha

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YeahFMLxX 0

a pedo? my friends are hot. my dad better just not touch them :D !

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hcube 0

hmm.. guess this post isn't so anonymous anymore. lol

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whiffleball 0

how do you know he got a hard on? are you checking out your dad's junk?

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AngryNinja 1

omfg. brilliant. and so true.. why were you checking out the old man's package?

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Ajjas013 6

She probably felt something poking her leg :)

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AngryNinja 1

i'm wondering if op wanted her daddy to be looking at HER boobs whilst asking about the diet.. i mean, why mention that part at all unless an underlying wish is present.. hm.

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babybubz 0

lmao! 'my Dad gets erections from looking at my friends bodies.. but not mine  FML'

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AngryNinja 1

exactlyy. op.. ew. at least go for your friends' daddies! incesttt!

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deathcab7 0

oh myy. well theres two things you can do here: 1. dont bring your hot friends to your house or 2. get uglier friends. (:

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mmastermetallica 0

WTF wrong with your guys dads. can't they control their ducks? oh ya no they can't that's why you exist.

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iknowthatguy 0

3) gouge out her dads eyes

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allen20 0

Of course ur dad isnt gonna get an erection by looking at her own daughters body! wtf is wrong with you :O

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AngryNinja 1

psh. who says he wouldn't? that's why there are all those daddy-rapes-daughter stories.

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michael32123 0

@#66... I can't contoll my duck either

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katelove18 0

99 you should meet me....in bed

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chiddy_bang71 0

66 and 99, yeah when a hot girl walks by it starts quacking like crazy

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avierip 0

what a creepy daughter. :p who checks out her dads junk???

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cherriblizz 0

I would be frightened to be around him anymore if he was my father.

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FMLoverAgain 7

send him to me. he won't be walking when i'm done with him

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cheekie1018 0

yah that's pretty bad lmao. FYL!

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AbOvE_88 0

#12 ur bewb is about to pop :)

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dorkside_fml 0

yeah she probably did it on purpose.

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MaRs3 0

I feel like the OP's father when I look at cheekies avatar.

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katelove18 0

me too and Ima girl

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cerulean_rules 2

^LMAO! Seriously, maybe OP's bff was wearing a shirt like cheeky's XD.

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dorito_420 0

YDI for having a hot friend

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