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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By Angelica - 28/10/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

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By Roomie pay rent plz - 24/04/2016 01:25 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML

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By wiper - 04/05/2011 03:12

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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I'm a mess

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 23:01

Today, I went in to return a pack of socks. The cashier told me I couldn't return them. Then, I thought that she hadn't given the unreturnable socks back to me, even though she had, so I ended up getting all hormonal and angry over their return policy. When I got home, my mom got on my case too. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 5 September 2011 8:49

That's as awkward as wanking it with your left hand.

Keyman1212 14

Monday 5 September 2011 9:28

Am I the only one who just now realized there are scented tampons?!?

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dhollis61 1

Monday 5 September 2011 9:06

Does he have a lot of nose bleeds?

MissSunshinexox 0

Monday 5 September 2011 9:57

Haha shimmycocopuffs?

iamfabio1990 12

Monday 5 September 2011 9:06

Its true though... way too overpriced. Just make your own :)

SugarCrazy 14

Monday 5 September 2011 16:17

A box of tampons is only a few dollars...supplies to make them would cost a hell of a lot more. Not to mention it would be very unsanitary and unsafe.

sillymcjews 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:40

lol i like how your a dude and you're saying that

MotherHen88 4

Monday 5 September 2011 9:07

Do those tampons keep the bears away? Cuz they can sense your period.

alanalovesyou 0

Monday 5 September 2011 9:07

They make scented tampons??

JayJ17 7

Monday 5 September 2011 9:11

Scented tampons? What has this world come to. Why pay for scented ones when you can have the natural fish one.

j_cat187 19

Monday 5 September 2011 9:21

WTF Do they come in fresh pine?

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:39

Scent of a lady. :3

DirtyPicture_fml 0

Monday 5 September 2011 9:22

Dads are ******* hilarious .

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 5 September 2011 9:24

You know, maybe your dad is tired of paying more for that fresh, clean scent when he's on his period. You should be more understanding. Sorry, that must have been awkward... I wonder why most parents are oblivious to the fact that they are highly embarrassing?

boredinmath27 0

Monday 5 September 2011 9:25

Bloody fish smell cancels out scented one. Tell your pops to by the unscented ones and some common sense while he's at it.

captainfalcon7 0

Monday 5 September 2011 9:40

Does he use them for bloody noses?? that's probably want them scented.

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