By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 952
You deserved it 1 753

Same thing different taste

Top comments

whatarethisss 23

Next time, don't forget to pee around your fridge to mark your territory.

Never heard of the Dutch-fridge before! :D

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stevenbro 6

Sorry you have a 12 year-old for a father.

pandit_ash 2

I think your dad is a one hell of a psychopath.

Your dad is the hero we never knew we needed

Was your dad drunk or high. If neither drop him in the loony bin and have him checked out

He was just keeping it fresh for you. At least it wasn't the oven.

When I was young, my brother would run down the hall and stop in the doorway of my room. After letting out something loud and foul, he'd then run away. I am not sure why the entire male population seems to take such pleasure in other people smelling their farts. Can anyone explain this to me?

Time to serve doggie doo for dinner, at least for one person in the household.

cheshireau 26

Geez Dads can be so gross. Mine wouldn't do that as such. More stand beside you and fart or walk in my room to talk to me and fart and have a good chuckle to himself.