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Not necessarily. My brother in law is a maintenance man at an apt complex and he has a work phone where he goes to call during emergencies (like the OPs father) so doesn't mean he is a doctor or police. he could be any profession.
No that's just a Texas thing
No, most Texans actually don't ride horses... Though we do have more guns than any other state (used to anyway). Don't mess with Texas.
so true!!!
Ha! When I was 13 I thought it would be funny to scare my dad when he came out of his bedroom after getting ready for work. It was really early in the morning and still quite dark out. When he came out, I jumped at him yelling "BOO!". I sure scared him. I also ened up in a head-lock and almost punched in the face! I still laughed though.
Ha-ha, my dad would probably flip out too if I was waking him at a weird time too!!! My parents always look like they've seen a ghost because I walk around so quietly and start talking and freaking me out.
least he isn't a war vet, woulda ripped your throat out.
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damn haha I feel bad for your father, I hate being woken up.
It was his work phone and he was on call. Perhaps he works for the electric company and there was a major power outage that needed to be fixed. Perhaps he's a doctor and needed to go save someone's life. Are those not good enough ******* reasons to wake him up for one ******* cool? Maybe try reading the entire FML before commenting.