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By anonymous - 03/06/2011 06:25 - United States

Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML

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Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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By over_protected - 18/01/2010 12:28 - Canada

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 02:26 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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By Ishii - 07/02/2010 18:58 - Canada

Today, I found out that, if timed just right, the alarm function on my phone can be disabled by a text message. And my dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I was 20 minutes late for work. FML

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By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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Friday 3 June 2011 16:21

damn haha I feel bad for your father, I hate being woken up.

DocBastard 38

Friday 3 June 2011 16:39

It was his work phone and he was on call. Perhaps he works for the electric company and there was a major power outage that needed to be fixed. Perhaps he's a doctor and needed to go save someone's life. Are those not good enough ******* reasons to wake him up for one ******* cool? Maybe try reading the entire FML before commenting.

Comments

FUGYU 2

Friday 3 June 2011 16:49

don't mess with Texas, lol

CitrusGirl 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:55

Why do people always assume the burglar is going to attack you? That seems counterproductive to me. I feel like if you go out of your way to attack the homeowner, you're a lot less likely to get away with anything.

Snafuusmc 12

Friday 3 June 2011 16:57

wow turn a light on first then yell his name don't get to close.

agummere796 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:13

maybe he thought you were a crazy ninja sniper assassin trying to kidnap you and kill him. he's just a caring father...

ILuvvHay22 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:27

The *SAME THING* happened to me a couple days ago. my dad is crazy, too. lol

DearLar 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:32

don't mess with a mans sleep!

roperap 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:03

at 1am !

hottiebrunette 0

Friday 3 June 2011 18:05

bed intruder

marijuanasmoker4 3

Friday 3 June 2011 18:42

They rapin errbody 'round here.

mackop 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:59

we gonna find you

sourgirl101 28

Friday 3 June 2011 18:10

I would have set his phone next to him and kept calling from the next room. You can't get attacked that way, I hope. (:

Stupend0us 7

Friday 3 June 2011 18:54

I did that once, except I ended up seeing my dad's girlfriend naked and sprawled out sleeping on the bed. I closed the door then decided to knock and NEVER made that mistake again.