By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 109

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omfg_Jackie 0

lmfao! omg im sorry but have you even talked to her about not having sex!? but then again, teens these days dont care and do it anyway.

gundam_fml 0

YDI, but you might wanna make sure that she understands what that means and if she does I'd make sure; take her to the doctor to do some tests and if it's confirmed know that you are an epic failure of a parent.

otj27 0

can you say private school and after school lock her in a room with no windows

Honestly, thats not the parents fault. I went to private school and never really went out with friends. And no #26, I was in my freshman year of high school at 13. But after all of my being over protected and raised with good morals and all that, I still lost my virginity at 14, and sex was the first thing on my mind at 13, and on all my friends. MOST of the people i know aren't virgins, and I'm 15.

god im 16 and im appalled at this! i mean i should be all like ya sex woohoo but no god thats just wrong. made me rethink things with my gf

SurVivOr_429 0

it shows that u aint the best parent if she was havin a contest with you on who had sex at a certain age... u need to be more in her life.... cuz i lost mine at 14 with some a$$hole of a guy that i didnt even know.... all because i was able to do whatever i wanted... i didnt have the best of life when growing up... my dad was never around ( i dont even know the guy)... and my mom was a crak head who just left me alone all the time... and i tried to move in with family... but treated me like a orphan .... so yea... i moved back in wit mom who got me on crak and yea... my life was ruff... now i walk with a disability from bein shot in my head 2 times with a 9mm from a drug dealer who killed my boyfriend... and my life is now changed... i have a job i been at for over a year... i live with a diffrent family member who actually cares about me... my mom still comes around every now and again when she can... and the love between her and i has became somethin totally diffrent... we dont share a common intrest in anything cuz i aint a crak head no more... but she has her man who is... so whatever... S**T happens for a reason!... gettin shot in my head was the best thing that ever happend to me... i never had kids... never caught STD'S... and do not have HIV/AIDS... i count my lucky stars every nite... and i pray to god that i dont need to look over my back every time i walk out my home cuz a member of the "BLOODS" wanna kill me for puttin the BLOOD away for 85yrs for killin my man and tryn to kill me!

**** your life indeed. You may not like this, but I don't pity any of the posts in fmylife.com You failed this part as a parent, that's your fault.

Clandestine_x 0

Everyone who's called this person a failed parent should consider the fact that even with the most involved parents, a kid will find a way to have sex. My cousin lost her virginity when we were 12 at the high school's football game. Her parents were there, and she just asked if she could go for a walk with me because we were tired of sitting so long. What parent would think anything of that, especially in a small community? I know very, very few girls my age [I'm 16] who were much over 15 if at all before they lost their virginity. It's part of the way society is evolving. I'm certainly not saying it's a good thing, but it's something people need to learn to accept. The parents aren't the ones to blame. Abstinence only sex education is the major problem here. Kids are having sex presented to them as a taboo subject; something they shouldn't talk about. It's ridiculous. Some of you need to grow the **** up and realize that kids will be kids and will do things behind their parents' backs no matter what the parent does.