Intimacy: Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex.... - FML

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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finitely 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:45

13?.... damn....

Jeniusjay919 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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xtrit 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:18

O_o LOCK HER in a closet and send her to a boarding school in germany with girls only...She cant gt pregnant there ....

simplewhimsy 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:46

Oh my god. Send her to military school or somewhere without access to boys. That's messed up.

ShinTenshi 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:46

#337 LOL....xD What if it was some random guy...

Milesbros 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:19

Epic fail.

xosmoochesxo 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:34

its our society that influences these children because there's no parent around to raise them. parents these days rely on disney channel or MTV or VH1 or E! to tell our children how to act. then the magazines and tv shows glamourizing sex before marriage. there was an episode on Gossip Girl where these young girls were competing to see who can lose their virginity first. law & order:suv (starring jesse mccartney) these girls made a pact to get pregnant together. parents need to take control and watch their kids and spend time with their child. yes a 13 is still a child.

xeniadw 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:53

My condolences. Sorry this happened.

babygurl88 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:49

oh my god thats soo terrible. good luck with that one...

redskittle25 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:16

well aren't YOU proud?

Sweet24 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:10

I first had sex at 14...

speedney 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:04

AHAHHAH rofl at #347... im sure they are very proud of their daughter

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