By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 14:12 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my daughter discovered that her Venus Fly Trap will not eat pieces of ripped-up scrap paper. Also today, I discovered that my daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper and my monthly paycheck. FML
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JustKittyKat 24

I wonder if Venus fly traps eat children? Who knows? It may make you feel better!

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beef25967 2

Discipline her. Give her a good spanking.

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bmitchell2010 1

I would have taken away everything!! Then again, why the hell don't you have Direct Deposit? Do you know the meaning of simplicity?

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linnie_wesker 20

#126 I live in AZ like the OP, and my job doesn't offer direct deposit either..

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kitsune3 20

Not all jobs offer direct deposit. Look into things a little. It may help you later in life.

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AdrianneLily 9

Damn. Fyl indeed. Sorry op! That sucks bad.

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headkicker234 2

U should get her to pay it back sometime.

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Eclipse217 1

His old is said daughter though? That's my question.

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emo666_ 0

....And how old is your daughter?

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PrinceOfBritain 20

Isn't this why direct deposits were made?

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Pixiewolfe 46

Why were your cheques not in a safe place? that is the real question here.

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millsjoshua949 12

I can't even imagine why your paycheck ess just sitting out where their anyone could get it. ydi

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