Kids: Today, my daughter's idea of a prank was taking all of our money...

By bail? - 29/08/2019 23:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, my daughter's idea of a prank was taking all of our money and getting herself arrested. FML

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By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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By Jose - 08/07/2023 03:00

Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML

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By rainastartree - 23/12/2013 21:10 - United States - Crum Lynne

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 05:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my daughter is too crafty for her own good: she found out I was planning on driving her to her first date to meet a boy, so she let the air out of my car tyres, removed my bike chain, and even stole my bus pass. I taught her well. Well played daughter, well played. FML

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By loser - 20/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 04:44 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

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A good thing? Really?

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 12:00

Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML

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By Pissed.Off.Mom. - 06/10/2016 05:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML

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Out of retirement

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 12:00

Today, within a year of inheriting the family business from me so I could retire, my daughter claimed she had found a way to increase profits that was "way too complicated" for me to understand. Well today, police showed up. Whatever her method was, apparently it counts as fraud. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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Mungolikecandy 19

Friday 30 August 2019 7:02

Yeah, I don't know how to tell you this but that was not actually a prank,

alycion 38

Friday 30 August 2019 10:06

With no money, you can’t bail her out. So didn’t she prank herself?

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 August 2019 6:48

Hopefully, Johnny Knoxville or Ashton Kutcher caught it all on tape, because this is just hilarious!

Mungolikecandy 19

Friday 30 August 2019 7:02

Yeah, I don't know how to tell you this but that was not actually a prank,

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 30 August 2019 8:46

Hence, the reason that OP stated, "my ***daughter's*** idea of a prank...."

alycion 38

Friday 30 August 2019 10:06

With no money, you can’t bail her out. So didn’t she prank herself?

minkyrose 1

Friday 30 August 2019 15:22

guessing she is sorting through some serious trauma. good to see her dad taking her seriously, by making sure he looks frustrated at her behavior.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 30 August 2019 17:33

So you called the cops on her??

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