By healthfreak - 07/09/2014 01:57 - United States - Marietta

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not a virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", Honey. FML
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thebigtwinkie 28

Just a mistake, I'm going to guess that your daughter doesn't know what virgin means so she's not to blame, and neither is OP

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saba_ajira 29

Those, my friends, are two very different words. Sorry you had to deal with that OP

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katertott 44

Based on the way this FML turned out, I'm guessing- and hoping- the daughter is fairly young and made an honest mix-up.

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Moonunit226 19

My brother did something similar in kindergarten, he thought sex was kissing so he told the teacher "my parents have sex every day before dad goes to work" she called home about it!

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Headcrab 29

Raising your kid as a vegan. You want sickly kids? Because that's how you get sickly kids. At least you've seen the light...

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Mmaster116 11

Truth brother. Vegan diets are... Not meant for us, our body because it makes it more deficient in certain areas like the liver for detoxification, having less potent stomach acid that is needed for the breaking down of meats. Just all sorts of things that make it wrong and bad for your health.

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VfortheShadow 8

I told my entire kindergarten class on their parents that my granddad wore a dress to work (he was a priest).

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mixerblue 4

I don't like it when the parents are embarrassed for their kids. If they want to say or do something stupid then it is their fault. Unless of course you taught them it.

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