Kids: Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:06 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

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By Stu - 19/06/2012 09:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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By soannoyed - 22/09/2013 21:21 - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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By Aldoch - 30/05/2012 22:41

Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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It's a learned behavior

By laurilove7 - 27/04/2021 20:01

Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Turns out, an African-American girl approached her and tried to play with her, but my daughter cut her off and said, "I don’t want to play with a black person." I have no idea where she learned this. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML

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Buzzwords

By Lori_ftw - 27/02/2014 03:28 - United States - Oakland

Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML

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Nature vs. Nurture

By what??? - 01/11/2023 22:00

Today, I think my daughter is the only person in the world who was born racist. The other day she said to me, “Girls with dark skin can’t be pretty.” FML

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By #isthisthepoundkey? - 01/11/2013 16:49 - United States - Deltona

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML

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Grauncho 27

Saturday 4 January 2014 12:30

**** hashtags. I'd rather have hashbrowns.

Ambient25 24

Saturday 4 January 2014 12:29

Slap the hashtag off her...

Comments

anormalperson 25

Thursday 31 July 2014 14:21

wow, my generation are addicted to hastags.

SexyMexi21 23

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:08

Just tell her very calmly... I'll show you a "hashtag"... [clock her right in the mouth) the end. [hashtag]

Tatebuscus1 8

Saturday 6 September 2014 10:14

A white teenage girl doesn't have "probs"

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 20:37

she also doesn't realize #whitegirlprobs is full of people mocking her "problems"

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 20 August 2015 20:51

My brother talks in internet slang all the time, like instead of saying "please" when he asks for something, he spells "plz". It's so ******* annoying.