By AAMBC4 - 09/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Jersey City

Today, my doctor asked me how often I drink, and I responded, "Socially." My three-year-old piped up, "No Mom, you drink all the time." My doctor now thinks I'm a raging alcoholic. My kid has never seen me drink. FML
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OP here. Some of these comments crack me up, but thank you for the chuckle. My daughter is the light of my life and truly has a sense of humor and intelligence beyond her short 3 years. I appreciate the support of most and I am happy to have this to share with her as she gets older.

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ise3 10

Yeah the kid probably thought the doctor meant water

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ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Your kid probably thought the doctor meant a normal drink, not alcohol lol. FYL. Xx

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Omniprism 14

I would have said no sweetie, drink alcohol, not water, juice, coffee and soda. That would have settled both their minds.

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CaptainBlack 18

"Honey, he means alcohol" should clear that right up

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NurseJonathan 9

I personally wouldn't want to tell my three-year-old about alcohol.

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klorehore 24

Your kid was thinking of drinking in general, he probably doesn't even know what alcohol is yet I suppose. You could just reply to him that the doctor means drinking a special kind of drinks only meant for adults, it's an easy enough situation to manoeuvre

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CarianStorm 5

There are so many buzz kills in this post. If my 3 year old daughter said that I would play into it. Who cares what the doctor knows? He can't tell anybody :P

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Jenn50 19

Your doctor makes treatment decisions based on your history. Drinking a lot can change the way your body uses certain medications, and absorbs certain vitamins and minerals. So, if your doctor thinks you're a heavy drinker, they may put you on different medications, and it can even get you kept off a transplant list should that ever become necessary.

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Steffi 26

Your 3-year-old probably wouldn't know that by 'drink' your doctor meant alcohol.

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onorexveritas 23

ahh children

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Steve95401 49

Denial is not a river in Egypt.

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