By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 21:46 - United States - Kingman

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML
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pinkcrayola 0

Keep applying and don't give up. If your standards are too high lower them. If all else fails, work at a grocery store; they take pretty much everybody. But also try to get an education so you can get a better job down the road.

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rubberduckie94 13

De pooping shrimp? Sounds like you are a hard worker willing to do anything to make your money. People should be glad to have you. You will find a job soon.

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mpj13 8

At least you got experience

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deLongenator 4

I love the word de-pooping

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linkinpark98 23

21 - Of course you do. :)

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n_epic_fail 14

You sound too young to be living alone if that's all the experience you've got...

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gojira666 7

Call up bubba gump. I heard they are hiring.

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nerobluerose 10

That's a vein, not poop. If it were poop it would be illegal to not have it taken out.

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MedKits 9

If it's illegal, that's probably why he was hired to do that.

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tjv3 10

And thanks to the current administration there are very few jobs to be had. How's that hope and change working out for ya?

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betticonfetti 7

I've been there. It'll get better, but you may have to go back to retail.

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breeY0 7

haha, this FML made me giggle

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alexup24 13

if the whole college thing doesn't work out for me, I know what my career will be

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japtch 15

I think you'll be better off in retail.

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ripresno 10

The shrimp de-pooping sounds pretty good to me

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pinkcrayola 0

Keep applying and don't give up. If your standards are too high lower them. If all else fails, work at a grocery store; they take pretty much everybody. But also try to get an education so you can get a better job down the road.

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22cute 17

Seriously, everyone should develop skills for at least 2 careers in this economy.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Don't give up OP!

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linkinpark98 23

Some experience is better than none at all. :)

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Shelta957 13

I can't hrlp but notice, that you put a smilru after EVERY comment you make

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linkinpark98 23

No, I don't. It just depends on the FML. And besides, smileys are awesome. :D ( Like the one I just typed. )

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ezelisko 1

that sucks. hunt for a job like it was your job. make sure to follow up after three to five days via phone and try to schedule an interview.

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drealmorales 2

Amazing! :D expect a job Soon 'bro! That's how I got a job.......wait I'm homeless, well I'll see you with me under the bridge soon my friend!

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rubberduckie94 13

De pooping shrimp? Sounds like you are a hard worker willing to do anything to make your money. People should be glad to have you. You will find a job soon.

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linkinpark98 23

Exactly what I was thinking.... O.o

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AritFish 0

the second one is actually pretty useful in restuarants

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