By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 292
You deserved it 7 461

Same thing different taste

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Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.

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i would have left him there, he knows his way back when its dinner time.

Well I'd be dog-gone! I guess someone needs to be on a leash now.

i see this dog eating at the dinner table and OP eating from the doggy bowel.

SteelCladAngel 0

dogs don't eat from bowels they eat from bowls

ever see a dog lick his own ass? ...I rest my case ;))

Scalabrine44 0

oopes, seems i made a misstake, wouldnt be the first time :)

ChuckNorris141 0

42- was there really need to say that?

You should have lured him in with a beef jerky treat. And right when he's about to eat it, slap him in the face with the jerky and run away laughing. Your dog will be so embarrassed that he will walk all the way home in shame.

that's when training comes in use, especially for big dogs. you better start training now or start a back replacement fund

Ahh I'm sorry OP.. it's happened to me before except it was a German Shepard and I took him out to go to the bathroom and a lost dog ran by. I guess just try to train your dog better!

s3xymoma 1

awww. that sucks. but at least he didn't run off.

ADub55 0

im pretty sure thats what the fml is about.

By "run off" I'm pretty sure she means run away and get lost.