Animals: Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks....

By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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By life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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By SoulStormIV - 12/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML

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By vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML

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By ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

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By Badhusky - 29/08/2018 20:30

Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML

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By Vee - 24/09/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML

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By muffins69 - 18/09/2010 02:34 - United States

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML

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Bad boy

By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By ouch - 01/12/2016 23:38 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:32

Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.

PassTheDutch 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:30

like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.

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nerdchic 5

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:46

my Doberman did that to me a few months ago lol

fadingaway 17

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:47

*pound. Why did you let him loose in the first place?

purpledd12 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:48

its puppy love

DeadxManxWalking 27

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:49

cute hah. but yeah be happy it didn't keep going and killed the dog or run away completely.

ChantelRenaeee 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:51

hahha sounds JUST like my dog!

4XxXo_OxXx4 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 18:22

-1 for your picture

leeshxx 3

Monday 25 April 2011 0:58

I can almost see your nipple seriously pedo bear is on his way

denaysanders 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:53

awwwwee

FleshForFantasy 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:59

Looks like you're his b*!%#

mk58 31

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:29

Why so afraid to say "bitch"?

CateXOX 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 22:51

Some websites don't allow cussing. I'm not sure why he had to censor it to that extent though.

FMLandurstoo 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:03

bring a leash next time?

david000123 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:43

no she should of brang a dam shock caller...lol

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:21

*No, *should have *brought *damn *collar.

shift_love 13

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:11

maybe he was just real tired from DEFENDING YOUR HONOR geez he's only trying to keep you safe from the other dogs lol.

Livinia 11

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:11

Should've just left it. Too cruel?

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