By WalnutGaming - 22/10/2013 19:20 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old "pretend you're hurt" trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML
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WalnutGaming 16

Hey guys. I did end up finding my dog. For those who said get a treat or meat, my dog would be way down the street by that time. My dog had stopped to "say Hi" to my neighbor and her dog. I used this method because my dog was trained to come to me when I lay down, but something made him run instead. In training meat was put on the ground and I was put on the ground and my dog chose me first over the meat. He is a good dog really, this is his first actual stunt hes pulled. Anyway, just thought it'd be nice to fill you guys in.

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44LynnLynn 23

Are you sure your dog isn't a bitch? Get it? Haha...no? Okay :( Hope he came back! It took us awhile to train our dog not to run.

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jmcr 27

On of my old dogs before he past away used to always come up to me and sniff me before lying down to see if i was ok even if i fell on purpose we didnt train him to do that either

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worldclassrager 39

He'll come back soon don't worry...maybe you can teach your dog that trick...it's quite handy...

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porcelainbunny 4

Next time try the "run away and pretend your playing" trick. It works on my beagle every time ;)

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skyeyez9 24

Mine ran to me when I called him. But he never stopped running when he reached me. He would plow into me full speed, knocking me over. He was a medium sized dog (50lbs).

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papayeya 18

Gosh he was happy for finally escaping from u that he didnt care about u... u evil

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dawood_k 27

Maybe next time lie down and let your meat out your zipper. Hopefully the dog would muttster... I mean master

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Sasha_Athena 2

# if dogs could smell fear i think i would be bitten by 3 different breeds everyday

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r0cks0 6

Never heard that trick. My dog responds to No Sit Stay

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