By WalnutGaming - 22/10/2013 19:20 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old "pretend you're hurt" trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML
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WalnutGaming 16

Hey guys. I did end up finding my dog. For those who said get a treat or meat, my dog would be way down the street by that time. My dog had stopped to "say Hi" to my neighbor and her dog. I used this method because my dog was trained to come to me when I lay down, but something made him run instead. In training meat was put on the ground and I was put on the ground and my dog chose me first over the meat. He is a good dog really, this is his first actual stunt hes pulled. Anyway, just thought it'd be nice to fill you guys in.

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44LynnLynn 23

Are you sure your dog isn't a bitch? Get it? Haha...no? Okay :( Hope he came back! It took us awhile to train our dog not to run.

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hellphone_fml 37

My dog likes to get out and run, he even ate through 2 chains, but he only goes to one place my grandmas house.

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KimmyCupZ 21

I going to say that I pity you, OP, but I realized that my dog would do the exact same thing -_-

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djPanda 8

Actually you can call your pets name and when they turn around run the other way your pet will think you want to play and run after you

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boshbish 14

Learn how to be leader and train your dog, OP. YDI

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ambitiousnygrl 17

This is because your dog is smart enough to know that you were faking.

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mkymouse90 17

poor dog ran away boo hoo. treats and training try it....

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skyeyez9 24

When was at my husband's aun't house for the first time, I saw an Australian Shepard at her front door. It pawed at the door and wanted in. I assumed it was her dog so I opened the door and let her in. She walked to the living room, laid down and took a nap. I commented how she has a pretty dog. She says "Oh that's not my dog." I was like O.O But she then said the dog comes over every day. There is even a worn trail from the dog walking to her house every day to visit. She even has a water dish set up there and gives her a treat. The dog usually hangs out at her house when her owners are at work.

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icepick23 12

Maybe your dog was just happy to get out of there.

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