By FereldonBorn - 01/10/2015 10:41 - United States - Roseville

Today, my dog was all over me, and I couldn't help but notice she kept sniffing towards my boobs. Turns out, she wasn't there to get love from me. She was there for a piece of food that I didn't notice had fallen in my bra. FML
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Liamj774 36

Oh come on. How come when a dog does it, it's normal, but when I do it, it's considered sexual harassment?

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TMWhisp 22

Surprise bra food is the breast there is!

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rainbowsRlove 15

ahh the old i-dont-know-how-that-peanutbutter-got-there trick priceless

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HateMe666 8

Lol sounds like big boobs problems. Losing food to your shirt and bra and never noticing it's gone.

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ladycoco8 20

I relate completely. Big boobs and low cut shirts = automatic hideaway. I can't tell you the number of times I've had to pull popcorn out of my shirt lol.

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dutchy86 20

sounds like you are a very relaxt girl :)

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FitFriday 32

It's worse when people try to throw stuff in there

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ladycoco8 20

Yes! it's horrible. In middle school, during my development, boys would always wad up pieces of paper and try to throw them down while sitting at my desk.

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FitFriday 32

Well, that is better than clay or colored pencils

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GavinP99 10

Yeah I hate it when I accidentally put peanut butter on my dick. And whistle for the dog

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

I didnt understand this fml at first then i went back realized you said boobs and not boots

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JohnEvans 3

That dog is getting more action than me

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captainsmegma 12

Tittie treats. Get your ass to shark tank and claim your millions.

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