Animals: Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By bitten - 15/05/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By Dead Inside - 03/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Elkhart

Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML

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cutycat136 28

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:31

Lesson #1: dogs have a great sense of smell. If you have it, they will find it. Don't hide it on you.

vikingchick 22

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:59

Wow not many positive rated comments here. I'm sorry to hear that a dog ripped through your clothes. I hope you're doing alright. :)

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brunettesara5722 17

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:28

Aww next time throw it & run if you have time

150493x 29

Sunday 8 March 2015 17:13

I doubt for OP that there will be a next time

aidanrulz11 10

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:29

Poor you

SS99_fml 20

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:30

Is that what they're callin it these days?

sureshadow 23

Monday 9 March 2015 18:21

I thought this was funny

Sneado 20

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:30

We win some, we lose some.

thecalvin123 21

Sunday 8 March 2015 20:36

What exactly did OP win?

kinky44 28

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:30

Must have been a Scooby snack, dogs will do some CRAZY stuff for those.

Daevas 18

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:12

Like speak!

apineapple 40

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:31

Every dog has its day.

iTzSelverZz 14

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:31

Well, you cant hide any treats from that dog apparently.

DarkPandaXD 15

Sunday 8 March 2015 18:11

I'm pretty sure you can't hide treats from ANY dog seeing as they have a great sense of smell.

Stormcloak 20

Sunday 8 March 2015 23:04

My dog can't find treats we lay out in front of her.

cutycat136 28

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:31

Lesson #1: dogs have a great sense of smell. If you have it, they will find it. Don't hide it on you.

Noelletakumi 36

Sunday 8 March 2015 18:15

Reminds me of Gary and the cookie in Patrick's pants.

mischiefkel 17

Monday 9 March 2015 9:02

Reminds me of American dad, when Barry sniffs out the ham in Steve's pants

WitEluded 13

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:32

At least it only tore holes through your clothing...

WitEluded 13

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:51

I guess the injuries were implied here... Oh well, can't win 'em all.

jamesderp 15

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:32

Ruff day, eh?

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