By FereldonBorn - 01/10/2015 10:41 - United States - Roseville

Today, my dog was all over me, and I couldn't help but notice she kept sniffing towards my boobs. Turns out, she wasn't there to get love from me. She was there for a piece of food that I didn't notice had fallen in my bra. FML
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Liamj774 36

Oh come on. How come when a dog does it, it's normal, but when I do it, it's considered sexual harassment?

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worldclassrager 39

A dog will do anything for people food...go to any limit

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taywuhsaurusrex 19

Guessing from the username, your dog is also mabari? Either way, better to find it now rather than later.

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Hildy93 21

It's just a good place to hold stuff

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GamerPerson 19

Do I spy a Dragon Age player, OP?

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writerchic85 25

Food is the only reason any of our pets love us lol

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be82tw 17

Maybe it put it there. Just remember, it could be worse: A putrid half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables.

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FereldonBorn 22

Don't worry, she made it up to me by giving me lots of kisses and cuddling with me while we watched American Horror Story x3 And yes! I am a HUGE Dragon Age fan :D I've played Origins around 12 times, DA2 around 8 and I'm on my 4th perfectionist playthrough, 6th overall, of Inquisition xD

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Oz_the_great 10

Could have been worse..What if she started sniffing your boobs in front of your parents.. and they always tell you to get a boyfriend.. just saying..

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