Animals: Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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By doggone - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United States

Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By KornyKid - 21/02/2016 08:01 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

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Friday 15 July 2011 12:12

I hate it when that happens!!

QwertyMcNugget 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:49

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.

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ktobot700 4

Monday 2 July 2012 23:50

Dont worry OP, my puppy was taken by a bird of prey too :c

CeltHound 14

Monday 9 July 2012 18:58

I have a Chihuahua/Jack Russell mix and it would be the death of me if that happened to him!!! Shame on all of you for saying that little ones aren't real dogs!!!!!!!!!

ifetayo 2

Monday 16 July 2012 20:53

That's a horrible thing to happen, but a hilarious thing to imagine.

Pandasaurus 14

Tuesday 7 August 2012 8:49

wow, those things actually do happen.. O.o

foreverdice 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 4:47

That's terrible!! I'm so sorry about your dog; I know that I'd be devastated if anything happened to either of my pups.

selectiveamnesia 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 0:59

It was a rat-dog, wasn't it?

Ashenwolf 1

Friday 15 March 2013 12:42

Dont buy ratdogs and maybe then owls wont mistake them for dinner.

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 28 August 2013 7:17

Yeah, OP. YDI for owning a ratdog.

failcity 4

Saturday 29 March 2014 15:31

Did you get the dog back

koolkitty0978 12

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:28

whenever I used to see an eagle or something and I had a chihuahua I would hide it

azzorole 0

Sunday 7 December 2014 6:26

Must of been a small dog

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